- Friend: I got a D on my math test. My life is overrrr!!!
- Me: At least you're not starving to death and being forced to compete in a televised fight to the death with your best friend watching you make out with some other guy in order to stay alive and a whole corrupted society is watching your every move and your whole family's life is on the line and you have to lead a rebellion.
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: No, you're right, your life sucks. Mope away.
